ANGRY BIRD FLU

This just in! The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning for Americans traveling overseas to Cambodia, and potentially Vietnam and Thailand(I haven't been yet so I don't know fo sho). It seems an intense and highly contagious form of Avian Bird Flu has taken over in Cambodia. From children to adults, no one is safe, as much of the population here has been infected. Symptom's include fever, disorientation, and a strong possibility of being slung shot towards a the make-shift house of a green pig.

Repeat, it is very contagious and the CDC recommends that those traveling abroad do their best to avoid what is being dubbed, "Angry Bird Flu." This flu has many modes of transmission, and though my crack hardy boyesque skills I have been working on the case to document and bring awareness and hopefully a solution to this epidemic. Below are some of the forms of the flu which I have come across in my short time here.

Something as seemingly harmless as this, a simple fishing bobber can easily be a vehicle for carrying the flu(this thing actually ended up in my roommates shopping bag full of veggies, trying to sneak its way into our guesthouse).



There are other ways this contagion can enter the system, through the use of office supplies that have been contaminated, quite an easy way for unsuspecting folks catch the flu.



Another way of catching this uber contagious flu is through wearing infected clothing, which seems to be the most common form of transmission, and has claimed youth and old alike, including our very own Chanthou here at Skateistan. Here are a few examples of articles of clothing which have or will soon have a host.






Can infect your feets too.



Here is a lil one that has the flu. He is one of our river front homeys and has a phone that has been infected too. No not with the game, with stickers. Cough, Cough.



Here is the Bird Flu in its most dangerous state. Infection of the mind, Inception style, where unsuspecting folks have their subconsciousness slowly being molded into a high flying, pig smashing bird. Yikes!



Overall I have seen little sign of this infection slowing down while here on the front lines. It seems to be just about everywhere. After doing some thorough research on my own I have discovered an intriguing fact. Nobody here actually knows where this phenomenon started. Really, honestly, and truly. They have never even heard of the game, here its just a bunch of Angry Birds taking the town by storm.

Next Time: Midnight Visa Run or maybe Cambodia the Land of Contradictions. Haven't figured out which will be more fun.