TARGAH JAN aka TJ
Security Badass
File Name: Abdul Rasul SN: Classified
Primary Military Specialty: Mujahadeen, Skateistan Security Guard
Secondary Military Specialty: Taming Wild Beasts, Keeping it Real for the Really Reals
Birthplace: Jawzjan, Afghanistan
Grade: A+ Afghan Ninja
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Targah Jan honed his combat skills fighting for the Mujahadeen against the Talibs in the 1990's. Keepin his wits about him in the field and commanding a marauding northern militia and wielding the AK-47 like it was, well and AK-47. TJ was also at one point captured by said Talibs, I think in Pakistan from the intel, and during his years being a captive actually began to teach his captors the Koran( just going out on a limb here, a faction of folks who blow up lil girls for going to school, probably can't read too gooder. Want some facts to back me up: literacy rate in the province of AFG runs under 34% according to the UN. Boom. There you go.). Once he was free of the BadMen, he worked in Iran in construction, and I think later in Pakistan again, but this time as a Free Man. He later went back to his roots of being a badass, working with Abdul's family as a Security Guard. On his way to another job in Iran, Ole Targah happened to get an interview with a bunch of white people with skateboards and well the rest is pretty much history. The man has been keepin the streets of K-Town safe for me and my homeys ever since.*
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Qualified Expert: Growing a beard, starting fires( dude can start a fire with his eyes), making conversation, killing goats( promised to kill a goat for me if I ever come and visit him in Jawzjan), Ping Pong( dudes a natural from what I have been told), Golf( see ping pong), Crushing MTN Dew( 1 Dew Targa-strong like bull, 2 Dew well that's one Dew too many)
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"He's generally regarded as the primo-baddest dude of all the G.I. Joes. When we need somebody to sneak up on a class A, major bad guy and pop a can of butt-kick on him, Targah is the man for the job. The bad guy could be in a fortess on top of a sheer cliff, but that wouldn't bother ole Targah none! He'd just whip out his handy grapping hook missile use it to shimmy his way up the cliff face until he cornered the culprit, threw him down and took his name."**
"Most Folks will get mad on occasion or at least get irritable- not Targah. He thinks anger is a waste of time and energy. Rage clouds his vision and pollutes his magic. Fury impairs judgement and makes you careless. The results of anger are totally unacceptable to Targah. He doesn't get angry..... he gets even."**
"What can you say about a good-guy who goes bump in the night? The man is the baddest dude in the valley. He scares pit bulls! He should wear a sign on his chest that says, 'Don't mess, PERIOD!' The bad guys would like to see him declared illegal under the Geneva Conventions. On the other hand, he is kind to small animals....."**
* So this is pretty much all true shit, I aint lying yall. And when I say pretty much, I mean as stories told to me from folks like my amigo Abdul who have known Targah for many moons. I can only imagine what type of other stuff he has gotten into over the years, and if I ever learned Dari or Uzbeki I just might find out. This dude has been to hell and back and now lives a pretty cushy life chillen with my dawgs, Ricks and Cooks, getting his mosque on as he is a very pious man, and pretty much being one of the raddest dudes I have ever encountered in my years on this planet. Nuff said.
**So these are actually from G.I. Joe but they were sooooo amazing that I had to steal them. The rest is pretty much factually truth serum.
Here is the man in action.
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